Once your site is submitted, our navigation aggregating friends will
crawl your site. It will then be indexed according to a number of
variables that usually sound scientific and professional when you read
search-engine FAQs - but then again, these are the jokers that call
themselves navigation aggregators. Regardless of the "scientific"
principles at work,
meta tags are your only hope for any control over
how your site is listed. An obvious point perhaps, but submissions and
meta tags should be crafted to maximize the number of
times your site gets brought up in a search result. You know what that
means: Porn.
Rumor has it that the top 100 keywords on all the search engines involve
some obscenity and 15 misspellings of Pamela Andersen's name. Instead of
fighting the flow, Fillet should rush to join it. Not in the brash and
unsubtle manner of sites like Swoon and Persian Kitty that simply pepper
their meta tags with smut, but in a more elegant and honest way.
A good description for Fillet may include phrases like "big meats," "oral
pleasure," and words like "hot," "steaming," and "amateur." "Searching for
the latest hot information on dining, Fillet is an amateur Web site
housing recipes for steaming big meats and other culinary forms of oral
pleasure." Complete nonsense, but very effective.
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